JOKE

read this. is kind of lame but i think is funny. btw, is a little bit sensitive on the malaysia's politics but let me comfirm that this is not by me so im not siding anyone.

Murid: Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu: (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid: Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu: Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid: Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu: Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari in cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid: Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu: Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid: (senyap)
Cikgu: Pandai!
Murid: Bodoh!
Cikgu: Tinggi!
Murid: Rendah!
Cikgu: Jauh!
Murid: Dekat!
Cikgu: Keadilan!
Murid: UMNO!
Cikgu: Salah!
Murid: Betul!
Cikgu: Bodoh!
Murid: Pandai!
Cikgu: Bukan!
Murid: Ya!
Cikgu: Oh Tuhan!
Murid: Oh Hamba!
Cikgu: Dengar ini!
Murid: Dengar itu!
Cikgu: Diam!
Murid: Bising!
Cikgu: Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid: Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu: Mati aku!
Murid: Hidup kami!
Cikgu: Rotan baru tau!
Murid: Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu: Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid: Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu: Kamu gila!
Murid: Kami siuman!
Cikgu: Cukup! Cukup!
Murid: Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu: Sudah! Sudah!
Murid: Belum! Belum!
Cikgu: Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid: Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu: Oh! Melawan!
Murid: Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu: Kurang ajar!
Murid: Cukup ajar!
Cikgu: Habis aku!
Murid: Kekal kami!
Cikgu: O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid: K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu: Sudah, bodoh!
Murid: Belum, pandai!
Cikgu: Berdiri!
Murid: Duduk!
Cikgu: Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid: Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu: Bengang kamu ni!
Murid: Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu: Rosak!
Murid: Baik!
Cikgu: Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid: Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu: *Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.

wouldnt it be great if we can shut our teachers as easy as that?

Holiday Fever

remember one of my past post about me almost everytime sick during the holidays? well, im going through it again. im sick! >P

anyways, i felt like blogging at the same time no. i felt like blogging cos i felt as if a lot of things had gone by and i should be writing something but then im bit lazy when i thought about no visitors into my blog. so anyway, what happen this week?

1st, i, ryan and sheng organised the school's trasure hunt and for once i am organising an offical trasure hunt so it was a big thing. many efforts put in and teachers are not very cooperative. what happen in the hunt? too lazy to tell. :P

then the night i went for prefect camp. nothing happen actually. jus that the second night i organised another sort-of official game called kidnapped for prefect camp. both kidnapped and the tresure hunt was quite a mess at first but it got better and people praise us. so after kidnapped is matt's night walk. i was sleepy but i felt like i should help matt after all, he did participate my hunt and help out in kidnapped. so yeah. after that it was 7am and i went to sleep and got up at 10am. gok heng woke me up.

went home and rest for the day and found out i am sick. almost didnt want to go for add maths tuition but i got btter next morning. tuesday, skipped mandarin class and went for senior page picture gathering. i still dont get why picked sunway pyramid when almost every class are doing it. we shud be doing something different that allow other class to envy us not another place you can just hitchhiked a taxi there. anyway, like i say a few class picked there too so i guess the zetas are not the only one who do the ordinary.

wednesday nothing interesting happen. thursday went for mandarin replacement and later physics tuition. again nothing really interesting happen. friday (today) went for another mandarin class replacement, alone. bout 5pm during the manadarin class, i fell sick again. and this time was quite bad then on monday. so i went home 15 minutes early and battle my way from the sickness. my dad scolded me for always sleeping late and blablabla. he made a rule that i must be in my room at 11pm now onwards. so potong steam.

saturday thats tomrow got buffet but i dont think i will be goin. :(

now that i am in the mood, i feel like write something else. but what? oh ya, i havent wrote about the sipnopsis on 39 clues. :)
hahahahahahaha........... ur boredem time skip this if u want but im trying to make a better way to write the sypnopsis.

as u lot know 39 clues is sort of a race a treasure hunt and run across the world and there are 7 teams so just picked one team's point of story as in their only their views during the race. the teams are:

team 1: holts family (brutal and dumb)
team 2: kabras sibilings (evil and plotters)
team 3: alistair oh (wise and old)
team 4: starlings triplets (rich and uptodate)
team 5: irina spazky (tough and fierce)
team 6: the famous wizards (famous and manipulative)
team 7: main character, amy and dan (wide knowledge and analytical)

pick a team and just read their part of the story. since amy and dan are the main characters, they would be the longest.

team 1: Eisenhower Holt, Mary-Todd Holt, Hamilton Holt, Madison Holt, Regean Holt and Arnold (dog)
the begun their race clueless when recieve the first clue. they noticed amy, dan and alistair were using the mansion's secret library so they decided to trail them. knowing that amy and dan's were grace's favs and probably have the biggest advantage on knowing the most, they decided to burn down the secret library. once done they ran outside of the mansion, staring at the burnt down mansion. they saw amy and dan survived out of the mansion and so did alistair but they were split. they trail amy and dan to a muzium and saw the starlings there. hamilton attempt to bomb them but the starlings was elimianted instead. they then trail alistair all the way to Paris. they rent an ice cream van as disguise and trail alistair. once they saw alisatair all alone out of the airport, the whacked him down and stole the book, Poor Richard's Almanack (by Benjamin Franklin)

the scanned the book and noticed scribbles made by amy and dan's mom (dead). it said the follow the clue to the maze of bones and solve the box to ur next coordinates. being the dumb team, they got no clue on what the words meant. while resting, irina spazky attack them and stole the book. they trail irina with their ice cream van to a mansion belong to the lucian branch. they want to ambush her but saw amy and dan went into the mansion without noticing them. when amy and dan came out, they trail them till agraveyard where amy and dan fell into a grave. irina's people were ordered to cover up the graves with cememnt but the holts save them since they need help with the clues. while battling with irina' peoples, dan threw a bomg at them and they blacked out.

once concious they continue to trail amy and dan do another graveyard. the saw amy and dan climbed out from a grave and decided to chase after them for revenge. amy and dan ran up the bell tower and jammed the trapdoor. once eisenhower broke the door, the police arrived and they left with anger.

team 2: ian kabra and natalie kabra
the kabras knew instantly where to go when they received their first clue. the spied on amy dan and knew that alistair was carrying an important book. they did research on Benjamin Franklin and decided to met with irina for an alliances (after all the are both from the lucian branch). natalie brought along her poison dart gun and ian noticed irina was hiding a weapon between her fingers went they met. they manage to threathen her with their gun and irina agreed to get rid of amy and dan since they have the biggest advantage. the then trail alistair all the way to Paris.

Natalie tried to threathen him to hand over the Poor Richard's Alamanack but alistair outmsart them and got of. they tried catch up with them bu saw that the book was stolen away by the Holts. the kabras allianced with alistair. the kabras reported to irina about the book. they then do their own research. they got a report from irina that she had tried to get rid of amy and dan and stole the book. she passed the message go to maze of bones and coordinates in the box from the book to the kabras. the kabras knew is the catacombs (do research in wikipedia). the rush there but was stopped by alistair. they pushed him aside and continued. they met with amy and dan at a room with skulls stacked on each other. natalie threathen amy with her dart gun but amy threathen back by saying she will knock over the skulls (they are clues). alistair came out fo nowhere and attack the kabras. amy and dan got away. alistair negotiate with the kabras and the kabras sent him to work with irina. the kabras knew the stacked skulls were clues inform of puzzles and coordiantes to the next location.

they went to where the coordiantes point and saw everyone gathered there together. amy and dan did not approach near and stay far away from the battle. the saw amy and dan at the top of bell tower, dan was alone while amy tried to electrify some sort of solution. ian use a large kite to swoop to the bell tower. he tied dan and covered his mouth. when amy arrived he threthned that he had poisoned him and he got the antidote. amy agreed and exchange the solution for a syringe of poison (amy tought is an antidote). he swoop away with his kite and left the scene.

team 3: alistair oh
alistair team up with amy and dan and went to grace's secret library. the saw the Poor Richard's Almanac which contains clues like go to the maze of bones. fire set up and alistair run for his life with the book. he left amy and dan in the mansion. he read further and knew the answer of the clues already with his wisdom. but he still need a bit of this and that. at Paris, he was threathened by the kabras fot the book but got away and eventually smacked by the holts and stole the book. alistair did his own research and went to catacombs where he met with amy and dan. he apologised to them and make up to them by stopping the kabras who were on the way to catacombs. he tried to stop them but failed. he trailed the kabras into the catacombs and noticed that amy and dan were in trouble. he attacked the kabras and amy and dan got off. he negotiate with the kabras and the kabras sent him to work with irina.

after receiving report from the kabras the location of the clue, alistair and irina were sent to stop amy and dan but was attacked by the holts and black out.

team 4: ned starling, ted starling and sinead starling
the starling knew instantly the benjamin franklin was the next clue and continue to do research on him. they met with amy and dan in the same muzium and spied on them. they stole their red light but out of a sudden a bomb exploded. the starlings were sent to the hospital, unable to race anymore.

team 5: irina spazky
irina knew banjamin franklin is the next clue and did her own research. she was called by the kabars to meet at the cafe. she prepared her nails weapon but noticed that natalie was carrying a more lethal weapon. she then agreed to work with the kabars and eliminate amy and dan for them. she went to paris and stole the Poor Richard' Almanac from the holts. she set a tarp by wearing bright red and shwoing of the book while walking the street in order to attract amy and dan's attention. she noticed amy and dan were following and went to the lucian's branch mansion. she set a fake coordinates and hoped that amy and dan fell for it. they did and she sent few peoples to finish the job. but later she got a call from kabra that amy and dan had escaped. she was told to work with alistair to stop amy and dan but was attack by the holts in the graveyard.

team 6: the wizards.
jonah and father did research on the first clue and knew it is in Paris related to Benjamin Franklin. at the airport on their private jet, the met with amy and dan. he invited them into his limo and tried to form an alliance but failed. he and his father continue to do research which led them to a graveyard. the saw amy and dan went into one of the graves and they followed along. down into the grave which is a secret entrance to the catacombs, the wizards tried to form alliance with them when they saw amy holding a green solution in a testube. but amy threathen that she would break the testube. the wizards obey as amy and dan climbed out from the grave. they then noticed insricption on a rock which is a piece of music lyrics. the police came and save them.

team 7: amy cahill and dan cahill
too long. if u want to know, string together all the stories above.