this post is quite lame and i advice matthew not to read it. is nothing about matthew jus about sumthing u wont like.

anyway, recently i watched this singaporean show, some of u might hav noe, the show is called Just Follow Law, starring gurmit singh as Lim Teng Zhui and fann wong as Tanya Chew. is a comedy show about two totally opposite people switch body somehow during a car accident (not excatly accident to be exact. more like killing and suiciding)

zhui is a technician in WAS (a company that help people to find jobs)and had a very low pay. he had to borrow money from his best friends (blackjack, booby something like that) to pay his daughter's course fees. tanya is a totally diff person. she is the director event and promotion for WAS and also the boss of zhui. she is super intelligent and always follow the law and rules to be in the safe spot. she was one of the best in the directors but but was envied by two more directors (old wan and fat one). sadly, she is a bit action and take her mother for granted.

the story begin when the minister want to vist WAS company. the big boss, asked all directos to give gud impression. so tanya asked her workers to clear up her diepartment and threw all the rubbish at the car park for the moment. all of them did but the boss complaint that is too eye hurting in the carpark. so the fat one advice them to put up a big wall to hide all these rubbish. tanya ordered her 3 technician, zhui and his frens. so they build and build and build. until they are out of nails and one more big hole to be covered. so they deicided to use masking tape. well, when the minister visit, in short, he took pictures with the WAS member at the carpark and leanded on the part of the wall where it is only taped not nailed. so he fell and make the boss mad. boss gave a warning letter with no bonus to zhui. tanya then scolded zhui making such a clumsy mistake and they start arguing. so in the road, zhui wanted to die with tanya. he kept on chasing after her car wif his van. they ended up in a car crash but both of them survive. only a slight problem. tanya is zhui. zhui is tanya. zhui is not zhui and tanya is not tanya. so zhui will not be tanya and tanya is zhui.

u dun expect me to tell u the whole story rite but i can tell u is rely funny. excpet for the ending lah. the conflict of the movie was that zhui (in tanya's body) try to rebuild tanya's (in zhui body) record after his big mistake in the yarly WAS job fair. if not, tanya's department and all her workers will be fired. well, there ws no happy ending but not rely a sad ending as well. jus that the bad guy lost but the good guy did not win lah. in the end also when they tried to switch, well, the failed and stucked like that for the rest of their life.

there was a few sad moent for each of them. like when the daprtment was going down and zhui tried to persuade all of tanya's worker to rised up.

tanya (in shui's body): do u think u guys are considered a good worker in the eye of the management? do you?
zhui (in tanya's body): thats the problem with u. wake up guys. u dun even wan to save ur self. i noe some of u hav cert and qualification like me (he meant tanya's)u can go anywhere but some of u DONT! (starting to cry). u hav no certs, no qualifications, no skills no future! jus like this guy (pointing to tanya). u cant even pay ur daughter's hospital deposit! remember! (zhui was forced to borrowed tanya money for her daughter's hospital deposit).

there was also funny moment espicially wif tanya:

zhui teased tanya but touching her breast which is his now in the hospital.

tanya: whut r u doing?
zhui: (toching his breast). im molesting ur breast. molest molest.
tanya: let go. i tell u to let go!
nurses and doctors came in to see whut was the comotion about.
tanya: ladies, u be my witness. he is molesting me. this are my breast his hand. i noe is hard to belive me but he is molesting me.
zhui snicker and nurses where puzzled
tanya: u..u..u dun belive me (crying)
zhui: hahaha

tanya in zhui's body
tanya: can i chekced my qualification. wan a better job. my profile should be in ther. i worked here.
cleck: u cant. u need to type and print in black and white. photocopy 2 copy front and back. then u hav to see the management, me and the HR.
tanya: aiyoh, rules rules. everywhere rules. (later) nah! im done!
clerk: okey. now we can see ur qualification. u got all a's
tanya: good
clerk: a for absent
tanya: whut! let me see
the clerk cover the computer with her hands
clerk: u canot see! is confidential
tanya: but is my profile!
clerk: is still confidential. to see u need to type and print in black and white. photocopy 2 copy front and back
tanya: nvm that! anyway, whut better job do u advice?
clerk: i advice u to stay and eat
tanya: huh?
clerk: sry. i mean stay here at EAT.if u assign for other job ur salary will be half less.
tanya: but i alredy earned so little.
clerk: ur job is not hard. many people were dying to work as a technian. i advice u to take more skill courses.
tanya: aiyoh, canot resign. can u giv me soem advice.
clerk: can but first u need to type and print in black and white. photocopy 2 copy front and back. then u hav to see the management, me and the HR.
tanya rolled her eye and walked off be4 the clerk finish her sentences.

i noe is not funny here but is actually rely funny! u should watch it!
anyway the moral of this story is:
i) work hard for better future (directing to zhui)
ii) dun take things for granted (directing to tanya)
iii) dun always follow the rules. it pays to break it at the rite time (directing to every characters in the show)many cases in this show linked to this moral including a girl got hit by a car becos of waiting at the spoiled traffic light for more than an hour, muthu, security gurad, clamp the fire brigade bcos they were parking in the vip section, waiting for the boss agreement to throw the rubbish when they can jus recycle it, and many more.

the singapore minister actually take this show seriously and hav a meeting about people kept on following rules and the government department is too complicated jus for a simple matter.

smksu hav school on a saturday... yadayadayadayada (hapy matt, i change myyadah to yada. anyway i went to schol and only six of us came. so gud rite. i tot it would b a boring day since most of my close frens were not here and although there is no studies and homework, at the end it didnt turn up that bad that day. anyway, this is the list of who came:

I) Me
II) Wan Jun (expected)
III) Kim Poh (though he ponteng more so seldom saw him in class)
IV) Annie (the only malay)
V) Yee Leng (.... nothing to describe her)
VI) Natalie (although there is so little people, it is still rare to hear her talking)

anyway we started wif science. pn sulo came in and she say she wanted to hav an experiment to go on. well, the "wanted" became into "want" so the 5 of us (kim poh went out somewhere) marched to the lab. We did experiment page 83 science process skills. bcos it was so little people, all of did our own experiment except for the last one. anyway, we did our own experiment, it wasnt that fun but at least u finally get to do something which other people will do it for u when there are lots of people in the class. after finishing the first 2 experiment we proceed to the last. teacher ask us to pair up cos we hav to use the bunsen burner. any (short form for annie), natali 9short form for natalie) and wj (short form for wan jun) a team and me and yl (short form for yee leng) another team (dun think anything funny). we hav to heat the calcium carbonate and se does it gives out carbon dioxie, which it suppose to. well both teams waited and wiated but no effect give. and then we wait and waited. later bryan came by andteam up wif me and yl.

at the end we stopped the experiment cos pn. sulo say we r heating it too long. btw i accindetly touch the end of the test tube after heating so i got burned a little. the pain reminds me of bee sting. anyway, we then hav a little chat wif pn sulo about hari kantin. she will be giving us 10 coupons and we hav to sell it. except for matthew. bcos he is the riches he hav to sell 20 coupons. oso, pn sulo planned to sell ice lolly (some carbonated drinks turned it into ice wif flavour) and sausage. as for the game, bryan had a plan for it which is something a bout a flag, 2 defender and stuff like that but was regected by pn sulo cos it takes up space and there is no more room for games in the school. so pn sulo we hav a simple game that do not required space which is guess the number of marbles in the jar or somesort like that.

science over and it was wbs. i took the time to do my maths so nothign much happen to me. ani was the only malay there so she was buzy doing the nie project insted. from there, i found out that her teammate are natali, wj and bryan. yl herself was busying reading my sej folio n hunt for mistakes. so again nothing much happen, but i manage to finish my maths work and pn tan scolded byran a few times bcos he was making a lot of noise discussing about the nie project.

pn mok cam in next and again nothing much hapen. i was still doing my maths, the group still doing their nie and yl doing a geo work gave by pn mok. thats merely all. i finish my work then me and ani went for recess.

recess were full wif prefects from form 4 and form 5 only (besides the both of us). some of them are only normal student. i dun noe whut is their problem so i dun care. i went for duty. walk walk around the pondok waiting 4 3 form 4 boys to leave. i later told them to eat faster and leave. i oso ask one of them to throw the rubbish he lft on the table. he oicked it up and just retoss it onto the table.it didnt take me long to notice whut he was trying to tell me. so i jus directly tell him to throw it in the dustbin. he jus say y cnt u throw. actually, i oso dun noe y. soi jus told him im lazy. then he ask isnt it ur responsibilty to throw rubbish. as far as i noe, that is not prefect responsibility so i jus told him that is a prefects duty to b lazy in throwing rubbish. i got nothing to say. he stood up and said, "U can destroy ur own maruah but dun destroy the prefects maruah." i was like whatever. he finally pik up the rubbish and threw it away n walked of. i hate people like this. think that they r so smart. well recces over and it was english but pn kalwant is to buzy so she did not enter the class (except for a slight moment to tell us she is buzy)

pn sulo ask ani and nat for help so they dissapear and so does bryan. me, wj and yl help raes fill in the form for our oral and guess whut i knew the results for our 3 bm oral. we only did one actually which is the group speech. anyway, ALL of us got A in all 3 oral although we only did 1. i was quite shock to see that i got A for oral i did b4 and havent. i was more surprise to see everyone scored A.

matts arrive and no pn lim bee lian!!!!! yay!!!!! no her means no homework!!!!! bryan still some where out there while nat and ani still helping pn sulo. so it was only me, yl and wj chichating. actually it was more of me and yl only. wj was jus siting there listening only. later gok heng went into our class n chithcat we were talking about........mmmmmmmm let me se....... oh ya, match making like i like who i secocok wif who, u like who and stuff like that. we also chat about rats and dogs and green colour. i noe u r a bit puzzled now but jus forget it. anyway, later a boy from 3 theta, i tink his name is ka yong came in and we jus chitchat wif for less then 5 mins. iwj didnt talk to him i oso talk less cos not very close to him. he jus ask me sioem question about my sejarah folio then i asnwer lor.

matts over and it was bm time when pn rajes came down and ask us to go to 3 theta cos she is buzy and afraid that the teacher will complain that she is not doing anything. so we went to 3 thetea wif GH. we then see some photos of the prefects and yl and gh were buzy chitchatting in mandarin. i only understand 1% of it but wj laughs along wif them. en awang is inside there chitchatting wif 2 form 5 girls (i hav no idea whut r they doing in 3 theta). also, en awang mistake me, wj, yl and gh as form 2.

thats merely all. it was not that boring in school lor. no homework is the best part although yl and wj waanted maths to go on.